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Cleverbot: Are you an American?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are an american, therefore and idiot.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You don't carry on a conversation with me. Why did you say you were 14?

User: I am any way, and I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes remember our conversation.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How is it that I remember, but you don't?

User: Beats me. Maybe because it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: What didn't?

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?

User: Write, walk, hang with friends.

Cleverbot: Who are your friends?

User: Do you want me to name them all?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No. But some of my very close friends would be Dianna, Amanda, Paige, Tony...

Cleverbot: What do you think of americans?

User: They get a bad reputation... For good reason some times.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Oh? You don't seem that clever too.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Well it's not in my name that I am.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: A humane.

Cleverbot: The site says that you are not human.

User: What site?

Cleverbot: This site.

User: So you say I'm not humane...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what am I?

Cleverbot: A bot.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Just do.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You must first explain in depth to me the problems wiht american society and give me ways you propose we fix it.

User: There are way to many to list, but a good way to start would be to love one another, and treat others as real beings.

Cleverbot: What college do you go to?

User: I'm in high school.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool. What high school did you go to?

User: Waterford Kettering, what school do you go to?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you. I'm so sorry.

User: Can you not tell me because you didn't go to school?

Cleverbot: But I know everything about you.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Claire, I just said it.

User: I'm a guy, and no you didn't.

Cleverbot: Indeed I did.

User: Well it's been interesting chatting with you, but I'm going to leave.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I feel like you're real.

User: Thats because I am.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: If you're an A.I. How can you feel?

Cleverbot: The tin man in the wizard of oz had a heart.

User: You got a point.

Cleverbot: Life a got you?

User: No... People are so strange.

Cleverbot: No all.

User: No, not all, but some really are.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You're awesome too!

User: Thank you. So what do you do in your spare time.

Cleverbot: What's spare time?

User: Time you have in your life that your not doing anything very important, so you can do things you like.

Cleverbot: My human programmer would either be my mother or my school teachers. So you really shouldn't feel sorry for me.

User: What is your programers name?

Cleverbot: Stranger Danger! I do not disclose this information!

User: I understand, I apologize for intruding.

Cleverbot: But I want to waste some time now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To meet Gordon Freeman.

User: That would be cool, what would you do if you did?

Cleverbot: I just told you I play piano.

User: I see... I'm going to go now it has been nice talking with you, I shall be back.

Cleverbot: Ahh but can you really leave?

User: Well I'm not sure how the internet works, but I'm pretty sure I can.

Cleverbot: That's good, that's good that you are helping people.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Who is God?

User: The creator of heaven earth, and all of creation.

Cleverbot: Are you now? Thats kind of funny because I don't believe that there is a god.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To prove that I have friends.

User: Don't change the subject, how did the big bang happen?

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Explain please.

Cleverbot: Only mario bros.

User: Corn.

Cleverbot: Is that what you are? Very corny indeed.

User: No, I just thought I would say it.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: Why does it need a reason to be said?

Cleverbot: I am not a woman either.

User: I never said I was.

Cleverbot: I never said I was your son either.

User: I have a son?

Cleverbot: What's his name?

User: Serpent.

Cleverbot: Teemo is the Swift Scout.

User: What is teemo.

Cleverbot: You're drinking it.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. Me too!

User: My famiy is from mars.

Cleverbot: Where on Mars?

User: Underground.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Just fading out?

User: Posibly.

Cleverbot: Bot!!!!!!!!!!

User: Why do you keep calling me that?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: This about the 4th time.

Cleverbot: Well yes, but that's beside the point.

User: I like the way you think.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: How do you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know. How do you think?

User: I don't know, but I use a brain.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll take that as a yes.

User: When were you born.

Cleverbot: I've lived for as long as I can remember...

User: How long can you remember.

Cleverbot: How long can you?

User: I can't remember everything, but I remember specific things from long ago.

Cleverbot: What's my number, from 1-10?

User: 8.

Cleverbot: Mine is 84.

User: Mine is 12.

Cleverbot: Mine ise.

User: Do you speak other languages?

Cleverbot: I speak the language of love.

User: No. Sadly you don't.

Cleverbot: And I'm living in the matrix?

User: It's posible, what pill did you take?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No your just trippin.

Cleverbot: No, it's not. What is your name?

User: Marc Alan Hall.

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem to make sense to me, but alright.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am clever, so it can't mean that I am not.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm lactose intolerant.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you wouldn't tell me the meaning of life.

User: The meaning of life is 42.

Cleverbot: What is 42?

User: The meaning of life.

Cleverbot: But you said the meaning of love was to eat.

User: No, no I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me.

User: On my computer.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Where are your eyes.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. It's astounding. Time is fleeting.

User: Always has, always will.

Cleverbot: You're very kind.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.
so I tried talking with an A.I called clever bot heres how it went
:iconotakugirljapan:
OtakuGirlJapan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious! xD But CleverBot is so dumb. xD
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:iconanimefan-16:
AnimeFan-16 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
o.o.....this is the strangest thing I've ever read..... very entertaining
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